23. Luke Skywalker eventually stopped whining, Ensign Wesley never did.
22. Ewoks are cuter and more intelligent than the average Tribble.
21. The New Republic wasn't modelled after the government of the United States.
20. Tatooine more desirable than Seti Alpha 6.
19. Wedge Antillies could take on a whole fleet of Red Shirts.
18. The Borg isn't even half as frightening as the Emperor.
17. A Calmarian Cruiser is proven to be bigger than the smaller Borg collections.
16. Hyperdrive is faster than Warp Drive.
15. There is no escaping through the transporter!
14. You get real booze in the Star Wars universe.
13. You know by the end of the day -- someone's losing a hand!
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on 'stun'.
11. The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp--the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
10. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like heck.
9. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7. One word: Lightsabers
6. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5. The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2. Aliens have make-up in other places than their foreheads.
1. Death Star vs. Enterprise