Cornell College Chess and Games

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Josh: "Brian, what did we tell you about unprotected sex?" Brian: "Cold!"
Larson-If you get me a goblet then i would fill it full of Shirley Temple, and that would be excellent. Eric- Then i would have to take it from you and hit you with it...
I could easily out dick a hundred indians if you payed me. - Flash
"My boobs of holding seem to be empty at the moment." - Megan, after not finding a pen there.
"Hello mister drug dealer. Can I buy some smack?...Please..." - Marie as Jane in Scion
"Mr. Cop, could you buy us a rental car so we may go purchase illicit materials?" -Marie as Jane in Scion
"So I need to find some way to weaponize my penis"
"Do you make his Drill Active?"
Katie- There were a couple times when he just held me down and rubbed it on me. A couple of times, it hurt.
"James! Stop bribing my ants!"

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