“THERE ARE HOLES IN THE GROUND! WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN THE GROUND!?!” – Grace
Category Archives: Quotes
“…and then you get to watch people smash each other into the ground!”
“I’m a pacifist…”
“Well they also throw the ball sometimes.” – CJ
“If you were a dirt pile and you saw a dragon, you’d say ‘nope’ and dirt pile your way on out of there.” – Nick
Let’s play chicken with a giant tampon. A giant space tampon.
Did you just say, “Let’s play chicken with a giant space tampon”?! – Becky and Amanda
Zombie mini-cow. Moo. – Becky
I wouldn’t eat live people, that would be squirmy and uncomfortable. Too much work. I will wait until they die of natural causes.
Gun shots count as natural causes. – Becky and Nathan
“Oh no!! That’s five points of Babies!!! – Desmond
“Of all the sex books, I think this one is best” – Karl, referring to the Book of Erotic Fantasy
Why are there pants in this couch? -Connor
“How does eating babies even work?” – Kevin
“Well, you see, when a woman and a baby love each other very much… she decides to take the baby back.” – Brett